My real name is a secret. Don't ask me why. I find I am less successful with queries employing the word why.  I was born in a creative mind of someone you wouldn't want to know of. Whoever that someone was, gladly, I call friend. Let's say I am a product of my friend's frontal lobe. Have you ever heard of a product that is also the producer? You can say I am that too.

Because of the ability of being my inventor, I am many things. I am a student. I am a child. I am a teenager (yeah, my friend is a teen). I eat normal food, I drink water and I take medicines. I sleep 8 hours 24/7. I pee, I poo, I vomit, I spit, I hiccup, I yawn, I blink, I smile, I cry, I laugh, I frown, I shout, I whisper, I space out, I blush, I scare, I prank, I play, I sing, I dance, I draw, I write, I paint, I ask, I answer, discover, I teach, I learn, I rule, I rock, I pray, I hope, I dream, I wish, I believe, I lie, I defend, I criticize, I praise, I appreciate, I understand, I care and I love. I do everything a normal person do.

One thing I am sure of, my friend is human so do I. I speak my language, I act my type, I talk with my mouth, I listen with my two ears, I observe with my pair of eyes, I smell with my nose with two nostrils, I bite with my 28 teeth and I tease with my tongue. I walk with my feet having 5 fingers each. I stand with my two legs, I feel with my two hands and I point with my 10 fingers. I think using my mind, I speak using my voice and I breathe using my two lungs. I have one heart which pumps blood for my body. I have internal organs which digest, regulate, strain, drain, transport, react, guard, deliver, energize and give life to me.



One thing definite about me, I am L-Elle.