L-N-L-H-Z

Ok to all my One Direction humans out there this is VERY IMPORTANT PAY ATTENTION
          	
          	So I’ve been AFK the last couple days cause I was in Canada and didn’t have any internet and we were in the mountains so couldn’t get WiFi either but ANYWAYS I went on this tour van that took us up to a lake that wasn’t open to private vehicles only tour companies could use the road and we were sitting in the back of the van next to this elderly couple and THEY WERE FROM DONCASTER I COULDNT STOP THINKING ABOUT LOUIS and we kept talking to them and evidently the old man is ORIGINALLY FROM IRELAND and I told him my name and he was like oh yeah that’s an Irish name isn’t it and then told me that up until 8 years ago he still lived in Ireland and YOU DO NOT KNOW THE AMOUNT OF RESISTANCE IT TOOK TO KEEP ME FROM ASKING HIM ABOUT NIALL CAUSE HE LIVED IN MULLINGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyways I almost died and then later that day I was on Benedril cause I had an allergy attack cause evidently I’m allergic to my retainer but ANYWAYS I was probably hallucinating but I swear I saw Zayn Jawaad Malik sitting in front of me on a public transit bus and he was like 5 inches away from me and you do not know the amount of control it took me to not ask him if he was Zayn and I’m very glad I did because my parents later informed me that nobody was sitting in the seat in front of me on that bus so yeah I’m starting to hallucinate seeing them in public help me.
          	
          	
          	So sorry for the lack of punctuation and if any of y’all actually read this thank you for listening to my crazy story time 

Lifeisshipslol

@L-N-L-H-Z plz read my book it's cald warriors my way plzzzzzzz
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Larrystylinsonsep

@L-N-L-H-Z GO DRINK WOTAH RIGHT NOW!!
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harryandhisbaby

It’s here!! The first chapter of my Advent calendar book—Paper Snowflakes—is out! From now until December 24th, I’ll be posting a new chapter daily. It’s a Larry fanfic (enemies to lovers) available in both English and German. Happy reading, and let the countdown to Christmas begin!
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/1495521389?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_writing&wp_page=create_on_publish&wp_uname=harryandhisbaby

Larrystylinsonsep

BOO!!

L-N-L-H-Z

@Larrystylinsonsep i didn’t die I swear
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Larrystylinsonsep

ELLO MATE

L-N-L-H-Z

@Larrystylinsonsep yep she believed it ‍♀️
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Larrystylinsonsep

@L-N-L-H-Z lmao google classroom
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L-N-L-H-Z

@Larrystylinsonsep ELLO SORRY I’VE BEEN AFK MY MOM ISN’T COOL WITH ME BEING ON WATTPAD AND SO I HAD TO STAY OFF FOR A WHILE CAUSE SHE CAUGHT ME ON IT AND I TOLD HER IT WAS GOOGLE CLASSROOM 
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L-N-L-H-Z

Ok to all my One Direction humans out there this is VERY IMPORTANT PAY ATTENTION
          
          So I’ve been AFK the last couple days cause I was in Canada and didn’t have any internet and we were in the mountains so couldn’t get WiFi either but ANYWAYS I went on this tour van that took us up to a lake that wasn’t open to private vehicles only tour companies could use the road and we were sitting in the back of the van next to this elderly couple and THEY WERE FROM DONCASTER I COULDNT STOP THINKING ABOUT LOUIS and we kept talking to them and evidently the old man is ORIGINALLY FROM IRELAND and I told him my name and he was like oh yeah that’s an Irish name isn’t it and then told me that up until 8 years ago he still lived in Ireland and YOU DO NOT KNOW THE AMOUNT OF RESISTANCE IT TOOK TO KEEP ME FROM ASKING HIM ABOUT NIALL CAUSE HE LIVED IN MULLINGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyways I almost died and then later that day I was on Benedril cause I had an allergy attack cause evidently I’m allergic to my retainer but ANYWAYS I was probably hallucinating but I swear I saw Zayn Jawaad Malik sitting in front of me on a public transit bus and he was like 5 inches away from me and you do not know the amount of control it took me to not ask him if he was Zayn and I’m very glad I did because my parents later informed me that nobody was sitting in the seat in front of me on that bus so yeah I’m starting to hallucinate seeing them in public help me.
          
          
          So sorry for the lack of punctuation and if any of y’all actually read this thank you for listening to my crazy story time 

Lifeisshipslol

@L-N-L-H-Z plz read my book it's cald warriors my way plzzzzzzz
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Larrystylinsonsep

@L-N-L-H-Z GO DRINK WOTAH RIGHT NOW!!
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