L1K3H4R
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"..Guys, why am i being shipped with pen and match..? Im just friends with them, i swear!"
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B0TTLEGL4Z3R
@L1K3H4R golfball: Well, I also wonder since you are definitely not the type of soulmate I would pick, I think everyone else agrees!
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Rebeca2345678
@L1K3H4R Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. --Pen
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L1K3H4R
"..Guys, why am i being shipped with pen and match..? Im just friends with them, i swear!"
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B0TTLEGL4Z3R
@L1K3H4R golfball: Well, I also wonder since you are definitely not the type of soulmate I would pick, I think everyone else agrees!
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Rebeca2345678
@L1K3H4R Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. --Pen
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Rebeca2345678
Firey here! How is my child (firey jr) doing? Is he on his ipad to much? And is he eating his vegetables?-
(Off character: ik its you samie, hehe)
Rebeca2345678
@L1K3H4R Firey: BAHAHHAHAHAH - Ok ty for responding, now i will come back to have a break down because leafy is lost! BYE!!!!
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L1K3H4R
@Rebeca2345678 (YESS I LOGGED IN I CAN RP AS PENCIL NOW) [PRE-EXIT] "Oh, hi firey. Junior is always and when i mean always, ALWAYS with his ipad. Sometimes i steal it when i get bored but then he throws a tantrum. And,, about that,, he has a full stash of candy and he threw away all of the vegtables on fours desk. Now my problem, honestly."
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T0T3LYS4N3
@Rebeca2345678 i lost the password to this account ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ im trying to find it ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ ill reply w this account when i can!11!
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