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Okay I thought of this while laying in bed dying of being alive AKA allergies but there needs to be a book somewhere about the bat family from Batman and DC Comics where are the entire bat family is convinced someone knows their secret identities and it's their fucking barista, like imaginate entirely overworked sleep deprived and underpaid as hell but the moment anyone from the bat family walks to the door he just turns around immediately and makes them their favorite coffee or hot chocolate if they don't drink coffee and then set it on the counter and they just silently look up at the barista "I didn't even order yet?" And we just silently look at him with tired dead and overworked eyes "do you want the coffee or not"