DEFINITELY NOT RATD E FOR EVERYBITCH

 You've been outrunned by the speedster of all speedz SANIK DA HAWGHEDGE da best of da best 
I haz some friendz I wan U ppl to see:

Motivatin 4 U pplz: Don TAKe life slo, U must go fast, If u tek lif slo, U no live lif, and U doughnut go fst.

Troothe-in-tha-Lie (@Truth-in-the-lie) U BETTR NAT MESS WITH DIS KID OR ILL GO SOOPA SANIC ON U AND MESS U UP, CUZ... IM SANIC... YAH.

COMON STEP IT UP.
SOOPA SANIK HERE.
GET RUNNIN.
GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FAST
FASTR
FASTR 
FASTR
BAW BAWW-
Wait. DAS MA THEME BISHES. SANIC EX 
WEWW

SANIK DELEVERIEZ FAST N FURIOUS, DEVERIN SHIT SINCE 1900, U WAN MAIL? CALL SANIK SPEEDZ I SEND SHIT TO UR LUVD ONES, UR MAMMA, GRANDMA, MOMMASMOM... Wait.. WATEVR IM SANIK DONT QUESTION ME. U KNO Y??? IM SANIK DAS Y.

SANIK SEZ, IF PPL TOUCH U IN A WAY OR PLAC U DON LIKE, DAS NU GUD. 
1ST U SAI NU.
DEN U GET THE FUQ OUTTA DERE OR ELSE U SCREWD.

DAM AMI, U SCARI. SHE TRY TO MOLEZT MEH, REFR TO SANIK SEZ FUR MOR INFO ON HOW TO PREVENT BEING MOLEZTD BAI PPL LIK AMI

SHADOUGH IS THAT BLAQ HOGHEDGE. HE MY MURTL ENEMI. WATH OUT 4 DAT BITCH. HES DA "ULTIMAT LIF FURM" I DOUBT DAT SHITS TROO. I 2COO4HIM.

KNOOKLEZ IS PRETTI STRUNG, BUT I STRUNGR DAN HIM HES A PUSSI CAT COMPARED TO MEH. HE ACTZ LIEK HE NAT MAH FRAN, BAT EVERYONZ FRAN WIT SANIK, EVEN KNOOKLEZ- LEL-

TAELZ IS MAH BEST BOODI. WE R LIKE SOOPA TIGHT, LIKE ME, SOOPA SANIK. HUEH. TAELS AN I LOVE THE EX-TURNADOE AN YAH EVEN DOE IM FASTR THAN HIM, HE COOL. DEFINITELY COOLA DAN KNOOKLEZ
HE HAZ 2 TALZ, CAN ANYWON EXPLAN TO ME HOW DAT SHAT WURKS? ANIONE? OKE I SEE HOW IT IZ WHATEVA.