SUPERSOAKER

OKAY OKAY OKAY 

iight, who wanna fuck  ?  say “ I “ . 

i invented handcuffs in bed  , vibrators  ,  gag balls  , and cock rings  & I can see whenever someone is getting kinky and what their doing   . what a life to live . 

“so what are you the god of, anyway?” The lanky boy raised an eyebrow as he held a cigarette in his left hand, taking a drag before breathing out smoke,”blue balls? Is that it?”

got damn , i want some pussy or maybe dick 

oh, you're an interesting one. . .

/ just realized i wasn’t following.  whoops?

imagine not getting hard every second of the day . i cant relate . 

i have gotten the ability to talk while having a dick in my mouth . fucking legend . 

imagine being a virgin , unbelievable .