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u stealing pedigree?

I’ll take one fuck me up fam

Okay you freakshows, why is this rated #1 on the koopaling hashtag???? Some of you have some serious explaining to do.. 

I would make an April Fools Day prank story, but I honestly don’t feel like putting in the time. Have fun pranking each other or something.

Happy fucking Mario day or whatever.

Holy fuck
          I feel like shit
          My sister kicked me out of my own damn bed, and now I’m sleeping in the tile floor. She couldn’t suck it up and sleep with mum and dad because “Oh, I don’t want to, just let me have the bed!”. I can’t fucking fit in that bed with two other adults, and even if I could fit I would hate it because I have personal space issues! On top of all that, I feel so sick. We’re talking I’m trying not to vom as we type. I’m sunburned everywhere and I was out in the sun for legit twenty fucking minutes, I’m just so damn pasty that even the sun damns me. And holy fucking shit, HOURS of driving a day! It’s making me go insane! 
          Hhhhhh
          I just wish I was at my piano, able to play literally any song. I don’t care if it’s stupid fucking Mary Had A Little Lamb, I just want to play my music and be home

When you stay up to one in the fucking morning to draw gay reptile sex
          
          When you still aren’t done and don’t plan on letting yourself fall asleep until you finish

Hey
          Remember how I made requests?
          Well I nuked that. 
          I may still do the two requests I got, but I just
          Like
          Didn’t feel like it.
          Sorry.

It seems I’m becoming more popular. You guys are weird..