I love my beard, and my seventeen pet cockatiels. My birds build nests in my beard in the spring, and then my beard is full of baby chicks. I am always afraid that I will squish the baby birds inside my beard, but so far that has not happened. I currently live in the town of Hogwarts, in New South Wales, Australia. It is a gated community with one resident, me. Eighteen residents, if you count my cockatiels. I am personal friends with all the members of BTS, and have been romantically involved with all of them at some point. Jimin has a summer home at Hogwarts, and I fondly remember all the good times we've had together. Sadly, all the members of BTS are all involved in relationships with each other, so they don't have time for me anymore. So now I just have to write fanfiction about them because I don't know what they're doing anymore. :(