♯ ( 𝑱𝑬 𝑻 ‘𝑨𝑰𝑴𝑬 )

*  sorry if this is too long for a little friendship opener -
          
          let  me  put  in  my  two  cents  .  we  all  know  true  love  is  complete  bullshit  –  and  the  “  fell  in  love  with  my  best  friend  ”  thing  never  works  out  .  *  her inner confusion displayed on her face  *  haven't  you  read  any  romance  novels  ?  especially  the  ones  about  best  friend  relationships  ??  *  she rolled her eyes and smirked  *  they  either  end  up  as  the  best  friend  moving  ,  them  being  a  serial  killer  ,  one  of  y'all  leaving  each  other  for  the  crackhead  cousin  ,  or  dying  .  *  she paused to catch her breathe  *  but  you  and  your  boyfriend  are  really  cute  though  so  don't  die  will  ya  ?  just  act  like  y'all  are  cousins  so  fate  can  work  out  for  you  guys  –

do you promise to scold me whenever i try and eat just any berry  ?  you remember the last time  ,  when i ate those mildly poisonous ones  . .
          
          * ╱　@LOVEFORBID　　♡

you have  ?  that's the best news i've heard all week  ,  i'd love to  !  what's it like  ,  the apartment  ?  you deserve no less than the perfect view  ,  you know  .
          
          * ╱　@LOVEFORBID　　♡

does that mean i       /      won't      /       have to sneak in through your bedroom window  ?  because as much as i love th workout  ,  these legs of mine were hardly made for climbing  .  sounds like a dream to me  ,  my love  ,  of course i'll come over  .
          
          * ╱　@LOVEFORBID　　✞

/ and yet aGAIN EMMA SLAYING WITH ME WITH HER LAYOUTS

* ╱　 plspls cb if you'd like a one  -
          liner from this king  !     <33

* ╱　@LOVEFORBID　　:
          i will nOt tolerate those  l i e s  in my
          household sMh  ,  i was literally kiLLING
          myself tryna reach even hALf of ur
          aesthetic abilities    00':    stop making
          the competition so rough out here pls

\  FUCKING SLAYS (;