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WELCOME TO "LUCKY PEOPLE POOP TWICE" PAGE. ALSO KNOWN AS "LTTP". ITS THE MOTTO HERE.
the welcoming comittee holds three lovely ladies.
~Jessica I drive past school children and ask if they want a ride in my big white sexy van. Then if they say yea then I slap the little mother trucker and tell them to NEVER accept that kinda offer. I am a saint I know....that loves collecting baby teeth and Niall Horan's hair locks and put them in a scrap book. What do you think the tooth fairy does with all those teeth? (more in the welcoming comitee book)
~Sarah- I enjoy long walks on the beach and I toss girl scout cookies out of my car too strangers. Even though I can't drive and don't have a car. I still do it, like Santa and Ryan Gosling. Look it up fool. I also want to shove Apolo Ohno up my bum....de bum psh! Get it, its the sound of a drum, that was a joke. if you didn't laugh then just look back at the girraffe, or the lion, or at the books that will come soon (more in the welcoming comitee book)
~Stephanie_ Hello! My name is Stephanie, I love chocolate, and Ian Somerhalder. I hate clowns and spiders and i'm a Disney Princess. and My face isn't very Chanel, yo! And I really enjoy giving candy to children, almost forgot that -.- then lure them in the ally... Btw I have a boyfriend. His name is Jai Brooks. I luh him. <3 even if he don't know I exist. (more in welcoming comitee book)
there is not enough room to continue this banter so check for "Welcome Comittee" book for more of this :D
to clear up any confusion while reading the books.... the books will hold us as main characters but each book will have a different senario and it wont be tied to other books UNLESS the title says sequel or something like that.....
be ready for some crazy shit
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- JoinedAugust 21, 2014
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