Dave Mildred Jonas

@peterkey wat

@peterkey At the time, I didn't even know what LSD was. The username was suggested to me by my rude ass ex-friend Jimmy, who got my ex-girlfriend pregnant. 
            Nowadays, though, nothing makes me wee. I strive only to please the darkness. I am dead inside. 

Being emo with Taylor Swift lyrics???

Dave wtf

@LSDmakesmewee wtf

@LSDmakesmewee yeah 
            I miss the old Dave 

@QueensofBaking the only thing that fulfills me more than the darkness is cheesecake 

EDUCATION IS IMPORTANT, DAVE.
            You could go to art school to get help with your origami? 

@-PEACHLADY Education is a social construct.

*Dave, 

Oh, my God, you didn't call me Millie. Dave you're making me sad. 

@-PEACHLADY 
            Life. I’ve developed into a mature man, Teal.

LOL WHAT THE HELL