Why are you reading this? Why are you here? Why are you on Wattpad right now when you know you should be studying? And why are you not asleep? Don't you know it's 2 AM?                                             Hello. I am your consience (is that the right spelling? Oh well, who cares). I am the urge to raid the fridge at night. I am the jarring reminder that wakes you up at night and tell you about the essay due at 9:30. I am what drives you to spend your meager money on frivolous things, and I am the terror you feel when your foot hangs off the bed at night.                                     Ok but seriously, why are you still reading