MamaBear_666

"Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 holden ute flies overhead,  nothing but the whooping of the two boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard."
          
          "You're a cunt Harry." Hagrid said, Harry looking like a stunned mullet, "Oi nah fuck of mate." Harry rEPLIESSSSS

what if people had food names and food had people names?
          
          hey spaghetti time for dinner
          
          what are we having?
          
          margrett

I'm Hottest thing you've ever heard:
          
          
          *pictures France screaming "BONJOUR" at his *ahem**
           #SACRE BLEU MADAMOZELLE VAGINA #HON HON HON TITY CROSSANTS
          
          tk my sixy grmr ;)

Im bRINGINg SeXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY B
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          *shitposting itinsifes*

my sTOMACH HURTS m OOM 
          
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*sinner*

Vodka! Vodka! Vodka! Vodka! Hey!
          
          Vodka, you're feeling stronger
          Vodka, no more feeling bad
          Vodka, your eyes are shining
          Vodka, you are the real man
          
          Vodka, wipes away your tears
          Vodka, removes your fears
          Vodka, everyone is gorgeous
          Vodka, yeah vodka
          
          Drinking is good for you,
          soon you are unconstrained
          Drinking is good for you,
          Here comes the womanizer
          Drinking is good for you
          Not anymore lonesome
          Drinking is good for you,
          And you will feel awesome
          And you will feel awesome
          
          Hey!

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Do you suppose cannibals eat finger food?

You put the weed in the coconut and light that shit up