Lachlan173

Dad !!!!!

:(((((((((((

COME BACKKKKKKKKKKKKK

DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MISS YOU!!!!!!

Alright everyone I’m back! But sadly I will be going for good. This was such an awesome place that it’ll be a shame to leave, but I may come back to update my book if I ever get to it.
          
          To @thatdamreader75, MY OG CHILD THAT CALLED ME MOTHER AND STARTED IT ALL. You left too good of comments on my book that GOD I adopted you.
          
          Then ofc @himynameisbob4276 my second child, who introduced me to the good ol’ ex wife  and finally changed me from a mother to a father (even tho being a mother was lowk goated) 
          
          Then Olivia and @KyokaJiro287 joined and made it into a proper family. You two were basically always a package I had to group you together. Love you both ofc
          
          Then @Thatdamgreek my amazing child that is was to fluent in languages are always so cute (and sadly sad a lot of the time)
          
          Now shit gets hectic cuz of so many amazing children. 
          
          @hazelhazelnut you were next im pretty sure, and im sad you’ve disappeared but i hope all is well child.
          
          Ofc I can’t forget about @dragon_child4, ugh why are you all so adorable I just wanna pinch your cheeks.
          
          @Ilovediamonds-4 my only in law child your perfect ily!!!!
          
          @xmiss_petalx I would never forget about you ofc, love you to death kiddo.
          
          @SokeefeHawthorne YOU ARE DEFINATELY NOT THIS LATE IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER but I wish you all the besttt, you share a similar trait of cuteness with your siblings.
          

Dear Lachlans Family,
          
          The dumb cunt got his account suspended and he doesnt know how long for so he'll be unable to communicate until this is over. And he has no clue when thatll be. If anyone has emergencies and need him for whatever reason he'll just lmk and respond through me. RIP his acc hopefully it isnt gone forever. Cant have turtle not be able to read books, thats just depressing. Itd be like me not being allowed to chat to fit birds, completely heartbreaking.
          
          From
          Fred

Dad u there u there u there ???

Yo turt why tf you not responding on snap, hop on rl ya cunt

Happy father's day, Dad. Hope you had a great day <33

HAI BABÁS!!!!! HAPPY FATHERS DAY!!!! ILYYYY! ALSO LAST DAY IN QUEENSLAND <33333