Savine Carpander

@brokenrobin
          
          You’re unwavering bravery as you go into the great beyond will never cease to amazing me. I hope the people in your life know just how fiercely you loved. 

Last Goodbye has a new update.

When Wattpad deletes your new update 

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.

Did I work on homework (either studying for the test I have on Monday and have not been paying attention to the until so it’s a lot of catch up or making up late work because I fell behind)? 
          
          No, no I did not. 
          
          But I did pen an update and that brought me some dopamine so working on self care is understanding that’s okay right now because it brought me some much needed happiness for a little bit. I still have today for homework 

This is the funniest thing I have read in a long time, must share.
          
          https://support.wattpad.com/hc/en-us/articles/360055282832-Wattpad-Acquisition

It is now my belief that we as a society could end STDs if at straight events we talked about sex education the way we do at queer events. #letstalkaboutit

Daily reminder that you're my best friend and that my love and appreciation for you is endless 
          
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If you followed @daughter_of_olympus they are now@_-TheLastOlympian-_   because Wattpad shredded their account. 

That awkward moment when you are really into some type of media and literally no one else is. So not only is there no fan content to enjoy but also no one to talk about the epic ness which is the media