Lady_M_03

Should I try writing lemons?

Lady_M_03

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ME:CANT SLEEP 
          
          SUDDENLY A MAN IS ON TOP OF ME 
          
          MAN:GO TO SLEEP
          
          ME:JEFF I KNOW THATS YOU *TURNS LIGHTS ON 
          
          JEFF:HOW DO YOU FUCKING KNOW ME?
          
          ME:OH YA KNOW I HAVE MY SOURCES
          
          JEFF:CAN I ASK A QUESTION?
          
          ME:OF COURSE~
          
          JEFF:DO YOU THINK IM PRETTY?
          
          ME:NO
          
          JEFF:THEN ITS TIME FOR YOU TO GO-
          
          I CUT HIM OFF
          
          ME:YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN IVE EVER SEEN (OTHER THAN Toby )
          
          JEFF: REALLY?
          
          ME:YES WHY WOULD I LIE?
          
          THEN I PUNCHED HIM 
          
          ME:NOW GET OFF OF ME IM TRYNA SLEEP HERE JACKASS
          
          JEFF: I THINK I LIKE YOU
          
          ME:... SORRY BUT I LOVE TOBY
          
          THEN JEFF WALKS AWAY OBVIOUSLY SAD AND I FELL ASLEEP DREAMING ABOUT TOBY