Hello there, beautiful or handsome human being. They say kids are the hope of our nation and I, am willing to...

Enough with that. 

I don't know a lot of things yet but I do know  YOU'RE beautiful, amazing, kind and many more positive adjectives. Am I right? If no, then your arguments are invalid.

According to my parents, I'm really pretty and talented. Of course they had to say that, I mean I'm their child for Pete's sake. Just kidding. I'm a joker once you get to know me. ;)

I think I'm done here and I'm really sorry because I suck at introductions.