Lamborghini's are the shit.

I'm not gonna tell you my whole life story, so let's start with the basics:

1. I hate the color pink
2. I'm a ninja turtle
3. Sometimes I think of myself as a super villain, and what I'd do to take over the world
4. If I had to die, I would take death by piranhas
5. I hate sushi
6. I've always wanted to be a pirate
7. My favorite game is COD black ops
8. PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!
9. I'm 70% positive that I am an extra terrestrial being
10. And I love this saying, "You're slower than a constipated shit."

That's all folks.