"As Lisa Kleypas once said, "A well-read woman is a dangerous creature." But not because she's smart, but because she's always got a weapon on hand."

"Revenge is sweet, but ice cream is sweeter."

"Beauty fades, but cooking is eternal."

 "Never trust a duck."

 "Thank God for cousins."

"It is not such a hard thing, is it-to die for your friends."

Sometimes all a girl really needed was a very bad idea.

"There's probably a German word for that. Cute, but exceptionally ugly."

"I don't dislike you. I find you annoying. It's different."