Lan_qiren

Hi! 
          	I may or may not have written a new book. One that focuses fully on fantasy. Not like cultivation or based on Chinese culture. But fully different. With Fairies and elfs and goblins and more. 
          	
          	I know, I should upload "What if Lan Wangji cried". But I can't imagine anything after whatever I wrote. 
          	
          	Sorry for not uploading it, but I will. 
          	
          	Anyways, do you think you'll be up for that new book? 

Wei_uwu-xian

@Lan_qiren *GaSp* *puts a hand on your forehead* Are you okay? Is that a compliment I hear? For the first time.. (ŌoŌ)
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Lan_qiren

@Wei_uwu-xian love me a protective nephew in law ♡
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Lan_qiren

Hi! 
          I may or may not have written a new book. One that focuses fully on fantasy. Not like cultivation or based on Chinese culture. But fully different. With Fairies and elfs and goblins and more. 
          
          I know, I should upload "What if Lan Wangji cried". But I can't imagine anything after whatever I wrote. 
          
          Sorry for not uploading it, but I will. 
          
          Anyways, do you think you'll be up for that new book? 

Wei_uwu-xian

@Lan_qiren *GaSp* *puts a hand on your forehead* Are you okay? Is that a compliment I hear? For the first time.. (ŌoŌ)
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Lan_qiren

@Wei_uwu-xian love me a protective nephew in law ♡
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Lan_qiren

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUUUK?! 
          
          I JUST SAW A POST ON FACEBOOK, (let's assume their name is X) 
          
          X READ A MDZS FANFIC ON WATTPAD. THE MAIN SHIP WAD JIANG CHENG X LAN QIREN?! 
          ME?! 
          W H A T  T H E  A C T U A L  F U C K?!?!!?? 
          UGHHHH, I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA VOMIT OUT EVERYTHING I ATE TODAY. 
          
          ANOTHER PERSON SAID THAT THEY READ ONE WHERE THE MAIN SHIP WAS LAN QIREN X WEN RUOHAN X ....... JIANG CHENG?! 
          WHAT THE FUCK AGAIN?! 

CangseSenran089

Qiren, I will say those ships are disgusting to me too (ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ). Some fans also ship Jiang Cheng with Lan Zhan like hell... What kind of ships are those?(ತ⁠_⁠ತ) There are so many disgusting ships, some are even insect (ಥ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ಥ). I don't read those, just by seeing the tags it turns sad ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ
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zhuling_20

@Lan_qiren anyway thanks grandpa for letting me know that there is such ship in the world 
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zhuling_20

@Lan_qiren oh hopefully i don't find it or else i will die like buh your like a uncle to jiang cheng cuase your literally the age of his father 
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Lan_qiren

I love-hate the new wattpad update where you get a notification when your comments get a love. 
          
          I get so excited when I see I have notifications from wattpad, but get so disappointed when it's just the love reactions and no replies (X﹏X)↷

Wei_uwu-xian

@Lan_qiren Btw I'm trying my best to defame u Uncle Lan ;)
            
            Yours sincerely,
            not ur hubby
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Wei_uwu-xian

@Lan_qiren Same! Such a vibe trap (⁠个⁠_⁠个⁠)
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Lan_qiren

I'm sorry? 99+ NOTIFICATIONS JUST BECAUSE I WAS BUSY WATCHING CDRAMAS?! 

Wei_uwu-xian

@Lan_qiren Same. I opened my Wattpad just now after a few hrs and it's flooded ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ
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Lan_qiren

Yesterday was my birthday. 3rd June. I just turned 16 ! And I'll be in college in 2 months. (⁠~⁠‾⁠▿⁠‾⁠)⁠~

Oizys604

@Lan_qiren HOW DID I MISS THIS!?!?!?! 
            
            happy very very belated birthday 
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Wei_uwu-xian

@Lan_qiren Happy Belated Birthday Uncle Qiren! (⁠ノ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ノ⁠*⁠.⁠✧
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Ship_everyting13

@ Lan_qiren happy birthday  
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Lan_qiren

Thank goodness, the kids stopped fighting ಠ⁠‿⁠ಠ

Wei_uwu-xian

@Lan_qiren Uh.. um.. well.. with that logic a rabbit is a vegetarian but I kid u not, ur nephew is worse than my zombie vegetable I grew in the burial mounds ಠ⁠ᴥ⁠ಠ
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Wei_uwu-xian

@lanzhanofweiying Ooh.. 
            Ur such a nice father <3
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Lan_qiren

@Wei_uwu-xian ofc you two are of different species. One is a bunny and the other is a cabbage.
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