I'm just a homeless disgusting catpig whose life fucked up at the age of 78. Now I'm here, alone in my SPCA cage writing smut so young'uns can enjoy it. Some of my masterpieces are good while others are trash. Like me. 

F.A.Q
-What in the ever loving fuck is a catpig?
I was born when some guy was like; "What would a cat and a pig look like?"

-What is your header thing?
Well, that's my cousin, Steve. 

-How are you writing if you're a catpig?
Not displayed in the picture, from my paws extends fingers, which I can type with. 

-Why are you stalking/ commenting on my stories? 
I have my reasons honey.