Lance: Hey you beautiful ladies, just so you know, I'm taken, sorry~

Keith: I don't think that'll change anything. 

Lance: Yeah, my fangirls are unstoppable.... At least I have my cute little boyfriend. 

Keith: And I have mine.... 

Lance: Love you~

Keith: *sigh* I love you too...

...

Lance: We'll meet again, some sunny day.... 

Keith: *in doorway smiling* wow. 

Lance: Oh, Keith!? I, uhm, didnt know you were here.. 

Keith: *walks over to Lance and sits on bed beside him* *puts head on shoulder*

Lance: *smiles* thank you... 

Keith: Anytime.

...

Lance: Babe~

Keith: Don't call me that and what?

Lance: I'm really boredd

Keith: Then find something to do.

Lance: Hey Keith, wanna fuck me?

Keith: nOT IN FRONT OF THE STUFFED ANIMALS!!

  - Kokono Connect Abridged

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Keith: So, anything you like these days Lance?

Lance: Hm, only a few.

Keith: What are they?

Lance: Haikyu, YOI, Noragami, HxH, you, EddsWorld, Be More CHILL! I mean.. Chill~ (Alexander) Hamilton! I'm a trust fund baby you can trust me. BNHA, eat my hair.

Keith: You like all of that??

Lance: yus

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Lance: Keith! GUESS THE FUCK WHAT?!

Keith: You usually don't curse, but what?

Lance: I HAVE THIRTY FOLLOWERSSS!!!!

Keith: Woah, really?

Lance: Yeah! I love all of my followers so much. Let me give you all virtual hug!

...

Lance: Keith

Keith: What?

Lance: Will you be the Laurens to my Hamilton?
Like.
Mega gay.

Keith: Why am I dating you?

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Lance: What do you call a cool boyfriend?

Keith: Me.

Lance: Way to spot the realistic option Keef.

Keith: Wait wha-

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Keith: Guess who has forty followers?

Lance: ...Meee?

Keith: Yup.

Lance: Do I get a gift? ;)

Keith: No.

Keith: That's saved for fifty followers. ;)

Lance: hOLY FUCK-

...

Lance: Please, kiss meee..

Keith: Gladly

Lance: Thanks Keef................
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Lance: GUYS IM SCARED IM GETTING TO THE DESCRIPTION LIMIT WHAT DO I DO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA