The Lancer of Spades

Is anybody still alive? come say hi I might he a bit dead inside but my brains not exactly fried

Holy s**t. 2 days before my birthday. Man... How are you guys doing? I can't believe I spent most of my Wattpad life going from reading Little Nightmares fan fiction to writing my own s***y books myself and then just not updating them for years lol, I should probably do something about that, but besides that I'm very excited for both that, and the April 8th Eclipse! first Eclipse in my area for that matter!

I haven't posted in like a year or 2, but anybody got stardew valley for pc? and anybody got that one food you constantly get ridiculed for?

Would it be odd enough to say that I would possibly make people's personas into gacha characters because I've been inactive from Gacha for a whole year.
          
          
          
          
          
          totally not trying to make up for my inactivity, but I still have a bunch of unused character slots that I will eventually use for other things

casually announces to an audience known as the followers count because I couldn't read the not shiny "Anounce this to my followers" button on my Aussie Ted Talk

Would it be funny to say that summer break happens to might be creativity month(s) for us humans maybe who got writer blocked from education, socialization and et cetera? well maybe I might squeeze in a few chapters from different book(s) 
          
          Definition of Book:
          
          *italics* Noun
          
          Paper glued into a spine to form an ability to open and close said book with pages, numbers, a title, table of contents for nonfiction, a back cover blurb, et cetera.
          
          Accuracy to originally Oxford English Dictionary in Oxford University, England, United Kingdom: 75%
          
          Citations:
           1 Book pages can be sewn.
          2 Pages are bounded to 2 covers, the spine is a support to keep both covers from falling apart
          3 Books are not just any paper, they are either written or printed
          4 A book can be blank, yet that is for writing purposes. e.g: A Notebook.
          
          The pronunciation is as follows:
          /bo͝ok/
          
          Thank you for coming to my Ted talk, thank you.
          
          
          G'day/G'night/G'devening/Noon To Ya/Wherever Timezone you exist add the Australian/New Zealand Prefix "G' " to it.

I haven't wrote in a while again! why? 3 reasons. Writer's Block, Multiple Fandom Fanfictions I read, and also training myself in martial arts I don't need, although I have started 1 Thought Narratives chapter I never got around to finishing.
          
          
          You enjoy the rest of your day, Lancer outta here.

Should I start writing thought narratives? I've been thinking about this for the longest time, since all my books are dead in their burials I thought this was the best time to think of my own material for once. what are Thought Narratives you humans may wonder? well.. In short, Thought Narritives are situations I picture with a human-based figure going through them. the reader may picture what they would look like in that situation and even might be able to seek their own point of views in comments. The situations can be anything from Bungee jumping off a waterfall, to scaling a volcano. Thoughts can be anything so I'm interested in what you people think, I might even take scenario suggestions.

Merry Christmas living humans

I've been thinking of actually writing for Christmas so before I say I'm gonna write does anyone have any favorite Christmas movies? mine are
          
          How the Grinch stole Christmas (1966 and 2000)
          
          A Year Without a Santa Claus (the Miser Brothers songs are the best)
          
           and Elf (Buddy = Yes)