Hey dude (dudette, person of unknown dudeness). Anyway, I was super impressed by your response to my response. I usually give big fat long reviews (around 500+ words a pop) but not on here since few really want them (because harsh is my middle name).
Since you managed to wow me while I was grumpy, irritable and on my period (TMI but dude, that is an achievement), want a free read? I would just leave you one, but since you have an assortment of works, I thought it would be better if I let you choose.