Greetings. I am... what would you call me? I suppose you can Japan, Kiku, etc.

I am a singing sensation, unlike that shy shit I call my counterpart.

I guess you could say I am mean, but I am somewhat modest about it. That is actually all I feel you need to know.

I share this account with my psychotic Italian friend and my very homophobic friend. They are not around a lot, but I know we are all here for me and not for them. 

Anyway, drop by and I will be here.