Your Gay Dog™

Hey so uh- This is pretty much a dead account now. I still come on here every now and again, but my focus is more on animating for my youtube channel, schoolwork, and other life stuff. I guess let me know if you children want me to take my unfinished stuff down or if you want it up. 
          I now realize I feel like I'm doing a more permanent version of what @xXDino-BoiXx is doing XD 
          But anywho, for @Mischeif_x_Managed , I'm sorry but I think the gay dog is throwing itself to the bottom of the animation pool (aka self induced arty masochism) so you can banish it to the void and out of the family. Thanks for bein' my gay dad XD
          And @xXDino-BoiXx thanks for bein' a cool bean, you're a good bean and I wish you the best 
          So anywho, I'mma go animate and break my hands 
          Channel: https://youtube.com/channel/UCXaQqPaIOalU1BRzbtC9rMQ

Carter: Now the indigenous species in Canada is one of the most violent in the world so it's really important to approach with caution.
          Carter: *walks up to a cat that always attacks him when he's a dog and blows an air horn* GET FUCKED-

Hey yo so my son @Gabambi dared me to draw one of my characters in a low-key nsfw outfit, so should I post it in my art book? XD
          I'll mark it as nsfw though because he's a h*rny boi

Hey children, would you be interested if I wrote a story about my jerk detective Tom Hunter? (Great name I know-)
          One person who follows me has seen this already, and just note this is heavily exaggerated on purpose. I just wanna see if anyone is interested- 
          
          In a dimly lit room stood two brothers. The shorter one held himself up on weak legs, unable to control the crystalline tears that fell from his freckled cheeks. His brother on the other hand, stood tall and had a confident air around him, though it was tainted by a cold discomfort. “Tom, you have to let me go.” As the tear droplets dripped down his delicate skin, he grimaced at his brother’s words, “Fredrick, I /can’t/.”

https://www.wattpad.com/918437331-in-your-dreams-satoru-%E2%80%A2-an-unlikely-meeting
          READ IT-
          
          Yes I am promoting my son's book, In Your Dreams, on my account. I know I don't have that many followers in comparison to my dad, but I wanna show off my son's beautiful work :>
          
          So read it ya fools-

Heyo, I have a question. Does it make me crazy to wear hoodies in the texas summer heat and feel fine in a tank top during winter? 
          It'll be 105 and I'm chillin' in my hoodie while my family judges me and then it'll be in the 50s and I'm still wearing hoodies, but only inside.  
          
          So am I probably a psycho or nah? :]

Me: *has dry hands* Huh, I'mma put lotion on.
          Also me: *forgets that I'm low-key allergic to some lotions* 
          Me: *hands start burning* D:

@Gabambi HEY SON.  
          
          So do you know of a place where I can post my comic for free where people can't download and steal it?-  
          
          I was gonna post it on Wattpad but people can download pictures from here and I'm nervous because I don't wanna have any thieves-

"TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL FOR SPED TESTING! 
          S - SPEED
          P - PREPAREDNESS
          E - EXECUTIVE MUNCHING FUNCTION 
          D - DEBILITATING ANXIETY
          
          
          or special education but whatever-"
          
          I'm tired guys-

Quote of the Day: 
          "The milk will sniff you to see if you're expired yet."