I only post finished stories so there may be a delay on that, but I assure you the wait is worth it! (Modest, I know, but don't judge me) Some people call me 'mentally challenged' but I think that's just another way of telling me I'm awesome! 
I go mental any time anybody mentions Jeffy or Ben, or LJ, or EJ........
Read my stories, or GO TO SLEEP!!!!  
Nah jokes.
Are people just naturally retarded? Or are they taught that? I think they are taught. Because you can't learn anything without getting taught.