My name is Adolf Hitler, but my friends prefer to call me Adie. My hobbies include mass murder, building death camps, and starting world wars. My best friends are Joeseph, Herman and Benito. I went to France in 1940 and saw the Eiffel Tower! I want to go to America but I'm not allowed :( I got married yesterday, her name is Eva Braun! I love my dogs, and I love Germany! People say I'm a bully to Jewish people but they're so annoying! Seriously, I just want the Germans to be happy! Anyway, someones at the door, I'll be back. Why they're speaking in Russian, I don't know! Anyway, cya c:



Jokes, I only got Wattpad to write stories because my Microsoft Office crashed. -___-