"Dark & difficult times lie ahead. Soon, we will all need to choose between what is right, and what is easy..." 

I dare to change the words of the "great Albus Dumbledore" only slightly...

"Soon we will all need to choose between what is right, and what is stupid..."

Often called "atypcial" and "surrly" I can make you laugh one minute, and a minute later, make you want to kick my ass. Oddly enough, this pleases me.

I'm not sexy.... I'm smurfy. 

I'm not amazing. I'm asinine. 

Cute...no.
Crazy...Yes.
Talented...Who wants to know/
Satisfied....rarely, if NEVER!

No, I'm never satisfied with who I am. I'm not at all sure what I'm capable of. But, all who are brave enough to read my work, attend one of my classes, listen to me "vent" on Stickam, or just be my friggin' friend knows that what I am is what I am, "is what'chu are or what?" 

Gimme a penny and I may even let you snap-off w/me - online, offline, in 3-D (preferrably 2-D, because 3-D is for drunks and sissies, truth be told). And, yes, that means even sharing time with you on my front porch. Just bring my hubby a forty, me a 2-liter of Coke (no DIE-t, damnit), and in return, you'll get a couple friends for life.