ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕒! (Felix's version)

*Todos en el 2025* 
          
           "Hurraa, año nuevoo"
           "Año nuevo, vida nueva" 
           "Feliz año nuevo" 
           "Quiero hacerme una lista de propósitos de año nuevo"
           "Por acabó el añoo"acabó
          
          Yo en 2025: 
          
           "NO ESPEREN, PAREN EL 2024, MALDITO 2025, MI LEE KNOW SE VA EN ESE AÑO AL SERVICIO MILITAR-

I hope this message finds you in good spirits. I am reaching out to kindly introduce my romance novel, A Cursed Thread of Fate. If you enjoy the genre, I would be deeply honored if you could give it a read.
          Should the story resonate with you, I would greatly appreciate your support through votes, comments, or even a follow. Your thoughts and feedback would mean the world to me and would help immensely in my journey as an author.
          Thank you for your time and consideration
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/386751331-a-cursed-thread-of-fate

Me encanta tu fondo de felix de Stray Kids

A mi no salir Heizou, yo no ser feliz. 
          
          (ME SALIÓ TODO EL PTO BANNER MENOS HEIZOU, VA CONTRA MÍ) 

I'm sitting here crying in my prom dress...
          
          ME DIJO QUE ERA SU "TODO" Y AL MES DE CONOCERLA ME CUENTA LO ENFERMA DE AMOR QUE ESTA HACIA LA TIPA
          
          Amo mi suerte
          (La tipa no me habla desde 2 meses-)

Disappointment takes me by surprise
          Even though by now I think I should have realized
          Everyone is dumb (dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb)
          
          La, la, la, la, la, la, la
          (Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb) everyone is dumb
          (Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb)
          La, la, la, la, la, la, la
          (Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb) everyone is dumb
          
          There must be something in L's corn flakes
          Making it hard for her to think straight
          I just wanna go from here
          Close my eyes and they disappear (disappear)
          I just wanna be the comic relief
          Making jokes, not taking any responsibilities
          It's waking up inside of the dream
          I don't know what to believe (woo!)
          Maybe that's why
          
          Disappointment takes me by surprise
          Even though by now I think I should have realized
          Everyone is dumb (dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb)

... ¿Y si me suicido? 
          
          (Pensamientos intrusivos-)

Esperen... ¡¿COMO QUE MI CHANGBIN CREE QUE ESTA GORDO?! NO MI BEBE, TU NO ESTAS GORDO, TU ERES HERMOSO, 
          ¡¿QUIEN TE DIJO ESO?! :"( Y AUNQUE LO ESTUVIESES YO TE IBA A SEGUIR QUERIENDO
          
          (Mijo, si tu estando como estas te sientes gordo entonces yo me siento como una bola de bolos-)
          
          Y como que los demas tienen inseguridades tan horribles?- Mi Channie se odia a si mismo, mi pollito tiene problemas alimenticios (era el que menos lo merecia, aunque ninguno merecia tener tantas inseguridades por la presion que tienen) y mi Lee Know oculta sus emociones... Y HAY MAS- Como (no recuerdo si era Seugmin o I.N) tenian miedo de decepcionar a todos (imposible identificarme mas con todos) 
          
          MIS BEBES SON TODOS HERMOSOS Y PERFECTOS Y A QUIEN DIGA LO CONTRARIO LO REVIENTO- 
          
          (Un caso parecido al de Changbin es el de Jimin Park de BTS (el Bias de mi amiga, ella me lo contó) que tambien le decian eso (que estaba gordo, en el pasado x lo que se lo estaba) y al parecer dejo de comer y se llegaba a desmayar tras los conciertos-)
          
          Me salio todo en un reel de Insta-  QUIERO ABRAZARLOS A TODOS PTM

          Christmas EveL - SKZ
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          ↻     ⊲  Ⅱ  ⊳     ↺
          VOLUME: ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇ 100%
          
          It's Christmas Eve
          
          밤새 내린 눈은 잠깐만 예뻐
          낭만은 개뿔
          눈치 없는 차들 땜에 금방 새까매진 거 봐
          걷기도 빡세 눈밭보단 갯벌
          무릎까지 다 젖은 바지
          조금 걷다가 나자빠짐
          특별한 날 특별하길
          변질됐지 별일 없길
          
          뒹굴뒹굴 뒹굴다 눈덩이만 부었지
          어제 만든 눈사람은 멀쩡하려나|?
          아 따가 부러, 칼바람에 베여 칭칭
          Brrr, 떨리는 목소리
          컬러풀은 무슨 풀 하나 안 보여
          랩하다 콜록콜록콜록 기침
          
          Jack Frost coming for y'all, run run
          뼈까지 시리게 하는 holiday, silence
          특별한 거 하나 없는데
          왜들 그렇게 기다렸는지?
          Christmas EveL
          Merry Christmas
          
          Jingle, jingle, jingle all the way
          You got me spinning
          빙글빙글빙글 돌겠네
          빙판 위 Christmas
          아슬아슬 우당탕탕
          I don't need no presents
          Crossing out X-MAS
          
          추위만 거세져
          장작 대신 애가 탄다
          미끄런 길 덕에 차는 더 막혀
          땡큐다 겨울아
          입김이 나오고 빨개진 코
          겹겹이 껴입은 곳만 덥고
          뭐가 부끄러워서, ayy
          귀 따갑도록 빨개졌네 (어이구)
          
          뽀샤시는 무슨 눈에 김 꼈다
          나름 퀄리티 굿 필터
          오, 피해가 피해가
          폭설 맞은 패딩을 짜내면 5리터
          추우면 춥다고 붙는 쟤네
          땜에 눈꼴도 시려
          연락은 한 통 안 오고 대뜸
          이벤트 문자만 오네 다 미워
          
          Jack Frost coming for y'all, run run
          뼈까지 시리게 하는 holiday, silence
          특별한 거 하나 없는데
          왜들 그렇게 기다렸는지?
          Christmas EveL
          Merry Christmas
          
          Jingle, jingle, jingle all the way
          You got me spinning
          빙글빙글빙글 돌겠네
          빙판 위 Christmas
          아슬아슬 우당탕탕
          I don't need no presents
          Crossing out X-MAS
          
          살금살금 까치발 굴뚝 위로 올라가
          
          자이로 드롭 쿵 현실 자각 Christmas EveL
          
          Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad
          I can feel the evil coming but Felix, never bad
          오늘은 특별한 날 그 누구도 훔칠 수 없어
          그림자들이 날 덮쳐, let me sing a Christmas song
          
          Feliz Navidad (ho, ho, ho)
          Feliz Navidad (Christmas EveL)
          Feliz Navidad (ho, ho, ho)
          Feliz Navidad (it's Christmas Eve)
          
          [FELIZ CASI NAVIDAD PUTOHS-]

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