Larrysmiddlechilde

My mom is team Marion since Tom “cheated on her”

Bad idea reading kinky smut while trying to read…

What are we gonna do when Twitter get shut down?!

In my English lesson (im not English) a few weeks ago we had to make presentation about English kings and queens and it said that a king in like the 18-century had 18 cocks

I just finished my policeman (the book) and I’m CRYING! And now I want to watch the movie but I’m so not emotionally stable enough for that rn

My mom thinks I’m suicidal

I’ve clowned so much today it’s embarrassing 

Guys I have COVID again for the third time in six months

So you tell me that Louis unfollowed Elevator AND unliked all her posts but “it was just a glitch”? Mhm shore you can believe what you wanna believe but it’s still not true

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! My biggest flex is that I share birthday with one direction