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My favorite part of my chapter of My Summer with One Direction
"Die Creeperton die, damn you don't blow up! And he blew up, of fucking course. He had to blow up, oh fuck it's an endermen and Skeletor and Spiderling!"
"What are you doing?" Zayn
"Getting raped by an enderman, Skeleton and Spider at the same time."
"What?"
"Minecraft. No Zomb-a-lot get away from me, I don't wanna give you a hug, I don't like your hugs they hurt me! Run away! Oh crap hit the wolf gonna die, gotta eat, keep running. Where's James' creeper beating chest when you need it?"