'Sup L.J?!
Have you seen Toby lately?! I told him I was going to make him waffles... but he said he was with you. :(
... WHERE IS HE, DAMN IT! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM?! TOBY NEVER REJECTS WAFFLES! GIVE HIM BACK!! Or... or...
*evil dark voice* OR I'LL FLICK YOUR NOSE 10 TIMES, THEN I'LL RIP IT OFF OF YOUR FACE AND SUPER-GLUE IT TO YOUR FOREHEAD! >:(
WHERE IS MY TWIN, DAMN IT?!