Favorite color(s): green, violet, red (dark bloody red), dark blue, white, gray, black, really dark vivid brown (like super healthy dirt), and cream.

Favorite animal(s): cat, fox, peacock, hummingbird, bluebird (like the real ones with glittery teal feathers that shimmer as if they were dancing in an oversized bucket of glitter), and small goats (HalfPint, my goat).

Favorite pastime(s): challenging the social integrity of statements, questions, and word usage.

Important things to know about me: I'm not as smart as most people think, I'm mildly paranoid and probably delusional, I'm willing to listen to your problems as long as I can distance myself from distractions so I'm not rudely splitting my focus, and lastly if you say something, I will remember it, word for word. (just a side note, those were all really long run-ons)

I hate people, but only when they touch, look, think, or talk too me...  
 ;{ <- that is a moustache

Things I find relaxing: long, long walks in the dark down our gravel driveway, being barefoot on grass(preferably freshly cut), and huge, unbearably loud thunderstorms.