hai mai nem ish lauren dademon "sandwich" james. i was actually able to get up and write this so like wow.
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i am lazy, a procrastinator, angel, future dictator, professional stalker, and a for-hire hitman (please call 732-325-5235 for more information). i like livestreams, food, children, the interweb, and other stuff.
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examples: laurendademonjames.imgur.com
deviantart: bettadenu.deviantart.com
wot: yourworldoftext.com/~LaurenDaDemon
ask.fm: ask.fm/laurendademonjames
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acquaintances: @cathykiley (friquaintance & Deactivated) @cockyy- (bo) @goldfishgummy (the bitch) @Hotmail- (other side bitch) @snazzy- (side bitch) @artaholic- (idek anymore) @reborn_ (asian hoe) @dasmilingkillermafia (meatball sub) @call_me_sli (sli) @dancerindisguise (rude hoe)
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icon by: @cathykiley
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