Sammich lady

Happy birthday to me
          
          Happy birthday to me
          
          Happy birthday to Sammich
          
          Happy birthday to me
          
          (No school for me,there’s a typhoon.thanks typhoon)

My birthday is coming again,Yippee!!!!
          
          
          
          
          
          There’s a test on my birthday?oh nu
          
          
          I have to stay after school?Unyippee
          
          
          No celebrating birthday this year?very sad

hello! how are you doing?

Second day of school and I already lost something,great!
          
          (Cries in that was a gift from my friend )

I’m sick again now I can’t do shit nooooooo

Another sleepless night
          (Playing Uno rn,I’m losing.it’s 1am save me)

✨BOOP✨
          You have been booped, boop 20 other people, and let the chaos spread!

Exams are over I have nothing to do now I’m so bored my friends either went to some random theme park slept the whole day or legit went to another country 
          
          
          
          Meanwhile me over here playing Genshin

My wife says she wants to write something on wattpad help me convince her to actually do it she’s afraid she’ll get attacked by people online this is bad(kinda)
          
          (This is still out of character)

Have I ever told y’all that I now somehow have a wife(kinda)? 
          
          
          Yeah a lot happened in the span of like what almost half a year