I was created. My mother got me from a nursery and walked 30000 steps holding me in her arms. From the warmth of her love and dedication a potato arose from the egg.  This potato was planted, spouted flowers, and cradled within one of these flowers was me. Small, malnourished, resembling an angry chicken nugget. But after being fed enough potato based products I evolved into what I am now. A divine being of light and happiness. A goddess of potato based products and nerd culture. I'll be sure to pass your thanks to her.