Quick Facts: 

I'm blonde, and have a tendency to be an idiot. 

Don't mistake that ^ with being slow! 

I live on an abnormally large island. 

I know a few people that don't know what they look like w/o makeup. 

RANDOM ABBREVIATION MEANINGS THAT I DIDN'T KNOW THE MEANINGS OF:

YOLO- you only live once 

FML: "Fruitcake" my life.

LIL SXY MOFO: little sexy mother"fruitcaker"



Anything with " around it is a word that's been replaced