HEY MOTHERF- You know what? I'm not gonna ruin Jesus' birthday with curse words. That's just rude. Instead I'll ruin it with copious amounts of smut. Anyway, Merry Christmas!
OHHHHHHH THIS IS SO EXCITING. HELLO MY 175 CHILDREN. CONGRATS ON BEING ADOPTED BY ME. No but seriously, I'm your mom now. If you need somethin come to me.