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Am I writing a fake lovers/arranged marriage Regulus Black book? Yes, and I am devoting my entire emotional and spiritual being to this story

Story has been unpublished  I’m sorry if you were still reading it or wanted to read it, but I already get anxious about people I know even seeing my account, idek when I’ll out it back up but uh yeah..

Friend found my profile and my story! I hate myself now  may delete the story later 

Hello SecludedinHatred,
          I've seen your work “Serpensortia {Drarry} ”. I really like it. I'm the fans of Harry Potter too. Do you mind to share your email and social media? I want to getting to know you better. I would follow your account.

Everything about your profile is epic

I need a Dutch person to teach me Dutch swears to enhance my learning experience because Duolingo is shit

I’ve started editing my Drarry fanfic, so if you’ve started reading it or already have, I’m going to be changing stuff!!

Definitely not writing poetry at 1:45 in the morning 

Ok, so I know most of my followers aren’t in the Good Omens fandom, but I can’t stop thinking about how when Aziraphale was confronted my Michael and a couple other angels (can’t remember their names) and they say “Do’t think your boyfriend in the dark glasses will get you special treatment in Hell” he completely disregards the fact that he’s being threatened of falling and instead gets flustered about them saying Crowley is his boyfriend. HE HAS NO PROBLEM BECOMING A DEMON, HE JUST WANTS CROWLEY

Yes, I know it’s 1am but I came up with an astrology joke and I had to put it somewhere 
          
          Q: What is a Capricorn sun’s favorite drink
          
          A: a Capri-Sun
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Ok, I’ll take my goat and leave now