A ᴄᴏʀɢɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ, I ᴄᴏɴsᴛᴀɴᴛʟʏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ʙᴏᴏᴋs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɢᴏᴛʜɪᴄ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ, ʀᴇᴀʟɪsᴛɪᴄ ғᴀᴍɪʟʏ sɪᴛᴜᴀᴛɪᴏɴs, ɢɪʀʟ ʟɪғᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʙᴏᴍɪɴᴀʙʟᴇ sʜᴏʀᴛ sᴛᴏʀɪᴇs.
Yᴇᴘ, I'ᴍ ᴀ ɢᴏᴛʜɪᴄ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴜʀᴇʀ. Is ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴀ ᴡᴏʀᴅ? I ɴᴇᴇᴅ Gʀᴀᴍᴍᴀʀʟʏ. Rɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ. 
I sᴇᴛ ᴏɴ ғɪʀᴇ, I ʙʟᴏᴡ ɪᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ. I ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀғᴇʀɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ʙᴏᴏᴋs. Sᴏ sʜᴜᴛ ᴜᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ᴄʀɪᴛɪᴄɪsᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴇᴛ ᴏɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ ғᴇᴇᴅʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴏɴʟʏ.
Gᴏᴏᴅʙʏᴇ.
Pʟᴇᴀsᴇ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ɪɴ ᴀɴ ɪɴsᴛᴀɴᴛ. I ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇᴀʀ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ sᴏᴍᴇʙᴏᴅʏ ᴅɪsɢᴜsᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴍʏ ʙᴏᴏᴋs.