Samuel: Yo! Y'all have wandered upon this! Whalecum to our thingy!! 

Dylan: Ditto.

Samuel: Um, rite, dun be gay Dyl, introduce yoself!

Dylan: I shall, if you stop typing like your keyboard is throwing up. 

Samuel: Man, shut yo face! Do da the introduction then!

Dylan: ....Gay....Anywhore, welcome humans, welcome to our page of writings and such, you shall enjoy them very much, and if not, well, heh heh...

Samuel: Dude, dun be a creep. People won't like us. Ugh. Gay....Speaking of that, we aren't gay, much.

Dylan: You mean you're the gay one?

Samuel: Nu! Gawd, why you gotta be so stoopid! Chu know what-

Dylan: No, please do tell me.

Samuel: WE'RE DONE HERE!

Dylan: Haha! Right, well I'm Dylan and that punk is Sam....uel. And together we are the...LEBUMS!!!

Samuel: .....Dude, dat was so beyond gay, just go, go home.

Dylan: Hehe, Joe mama!!

Samuel: Ugh, and this, ladies and gents, is my partner...