•Asking who's the "man" and who's the "woman" in a same-sex relationship is like asking which chopstick is the fork.

•I hate it when I happen to make eye contact with a couple, and the girl glares at me and holds the guy's hand. Like, Surprise, I wasn't checking your boyfriend out, I was checking you out. xD
-littlesttrainwreck 

•A straight boy said he was lesbian and I was about to get irritated when he clarified:
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his family is from Lesbos...
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He actually is a lesbian

-morgantrappedman

+Some thing's bout' me:
•just some random otaku-gamer weirdo.
•Age:17
•Hobbies: playing video games, drawing anime, watching anime, reading anime(manga). 
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•Loves: Cute stuff, anime, and HOT chicks(well I can't think of anything else) xD
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•Horoscope: (Taurus)> \[°(••)°]/
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