Stupid fucking mutt made me do this shit...

 Hi, I'm Grinny Cat. All I have to say is, don't touch me or else I won't touch you. The only people who can touch me are the lovely Ms. P, my former Zombie slave Jeff, and his elf boyfriend BEN. If you could get on my good side, I'll let you pet me. My favorite toys are my big black ball of yarn and my little mouse named Chris.    



                                                                                                                          BAI!!!