LeaTortilla

every year or so i peek back into my old wattpad acct and am not surprised by anything i see

you just lost the game >:)

FINALLY WE CAN LIKE COMMENTS……… now we just need a dislike button >:)

mary on a cross but i keep singing mariana trench

pineapple on pizza is my favorite type of pizza

deny the hooman embrace the tortilla

just saw a video of a white girl with her edges done and she said “i’ve been doing this hairstyle for the past few days i call them sticky bangs!!!! i’ll post a tutorial if you guys want” i think that’s enough real white ppl for today. fictitious ones are on thin ice

i’m so tired of reading “i tried to tame my curly hair and it didn’t work :,((” and i know for a FACT it’s that low maintenance 3A curl pattern. it’s SO annoying because i know from personal experience that it’s SO not hard to “tame” that type of hair because IT IS ON MY HEAD. DUDE. SPRAY SOME WATER, PUT SOME FUCKIN PRODUCT, AND SCRUNCH WITH A TOWEL. OH MY GOD 

the ever growing urge to say “yas bitch slay!” as a response to anything

i hate going to school on valentine’s day bc everybody has candy and i don’t……….. i just want some candy ):<