Hi,

Use  the fucking grenade launcher!!

"Bang, Bang, Bang. She shot me in the head. And now I'm dead. Here my story ends."

I  think my glitter balls busted.

You stole my pen cap...You bitch.

"I found 'em...Jelly beans"

"God! Devil!" "What?" "Not you two!"

Mr. Pants doesn't like to weiar pants. If you put pants on Mr. Pants, it offends him greatly. Mrs. Pants likes to wear pants, but her husband forbade her to wear pants. Then Baby Pants wears pants to piss his daddy off and make his Mommy proud. 

"Hi Ketchup packet!" "Bye Ketchup packet!"

 "assbutt!"

 "I'm Batman." "Yea. Your Batman."

 "You could've died!" "But I didn't!"

 "Love your hair!" "Thanks. I grew it my self"

"Top Quality"

 "Bread isn't allowed to say anything with a 'T' in it."

"Nugget Muncher!" "Watch your profanities, Mrs. Baker!"

 "That's a lot of blood. Is it that time of month again?" "Should I go buy some 'female hygiene products'?" "Wait, isn't she going through menopause?" 

"She whips a pistol from her knickers."

 "What shampoo do you use? Tampax?"

"My love for you is bullet proof but your the one who shot me."

"You didn't fall right" (I died)  "Well I'm sorry I didn't die right"

Why are you not an the roof?

*bows and glasses fly off  face* "That was totally scripted!" "Yea right!" "Shut up!"

it is raining unicorns and meatballs.

in my world everyone eats butterflies and poops rainbows.

"Let the baby cry it helps with self defense."

"Chew through the pain!!"

Good times. Sorry but so not sorry to all the people who read this. lolollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollol
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