Wow, what to write... I'm a pretty average, boring person. I like to read, dance, write stories, draw, etc. What do people even write on these things? Their dreams? Don't be ridiculous! How about this... I was laughing the other day at this joke about slope. Want to hear it? No? Then don't keep reading. If you're curious then read further. The standard form of slope is y= mx+b. I want to ask my teacher if I can use y= mx+b to calculate the slope of how down hill my life is going. Heard that before and this was a waste of your time? Well that sucks. I don't care. If you relate, I do too. Life is tough. You live and then you die. Life is depressing. It's also fun though. This got deep. My bad. Read my story Demons Last Request. It's got demons in it. Pretty cool... pretty.... cool. Fun Fact: I'm writing this at 12:30 in the morning. Yeah, I clearly have no life. Well, I'm leaving now. Bye. You still reading? You have no life. You're just like me. Read my story. Why are you still here? Bye. BYE. BYE! Bye? Should I try to get to the 2000 mark? I'm already in the 1000's after all. That would waste both of our time. Great idea right? What? You want to actually learn something about me? Why do you care? You don't? Some of you do? Well.... my favorite color is red. It's not because of blood. You nasty people. I like red because I like it. (You die when you are killed, lol) I'm also a competitive dancer. I have a team. Yep, a team. I'm pretty cool outside of the internet.... I made myself laugh with that one. Oh! We're almost at 2000. (2021 edit: You can really tell my intellect here. This was written back in middle school, lol. I plan on actually posting my story sometime this year. I'm also working on writing a legitimate novel, which I won't be releasing here. Please enjoy!)