I had been single for a long time, like I was. But then, I met... The love of my life, he is my boyfriend. He doesn't know it yet, but he is my boyfriend. Most boys are either cute, or hot. You get one, not both. BUT THEN- OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE, WHEN GOD WAS MIXING IN THIS LITTLE MIXING POT. He was like; "Let me do both." and so he took hot, and cute, and put them IN THE MIXING BOWL.  It's a dangerous combo, when I guy can pull off cute, and HOT. I want to squeeze his cheeks, but I also want him to punch me in the face, because he's so hot. THIS. DOESN'T. MAKE. SENSE. He's just- He's so gentle. Yet- Also "DADDY."... I'M SHOOK. I'm so shook. I want him to take the hand and STRANGLE ME. I love him, he's just a sweet, sweet, pot of sugar, that deserves love. That's it... That's all he deserves.