Hello I'm just another writer from America

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta! Aha!

I'm fulent in three languages: English, Spanish, Bullshit Cursing.

I have a thing for cats much to my familys disliking.

To live life to the fullest never ask why, always ask why not? -Author Unknown

I like to tell bad jokes

I like skateboarding. But I can't do tricks, I suck ass at those.