birbsarecutee

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Mirror mirror in the wall, why the FUCK did Hamilton marry Eliza?

YeeRee2

@birbsarecutee  Haha.  I WILL BE THE LAURENS OF THIS ACCOUNT ÙwÚ
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birbsarecutee

@birbsarecutee Eliza was S E L E C T ED BASED ON THE LENGTH OF ALEXANDERS NOSE-
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            haha Dicky wicky big so rich waifu
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Lee-Is-The-Queen

@birbsarecutee Because John Laurens was stupid and forced him to.
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